Camera Stick Extension Thing.

Go Go Gadget Arms!

Baby Mop.

Are you just gonna lay there or are you gonna buff this floor?

Chest Hair Toupee.

Not sure why it's heart-shaped. I don't heart it at all.

Bacon Genie.

Bacon dreadlocks in minutes; without the hot smokey grease.

Clocky.

Get a load of this one. A plastic alarm clock that you have to chase down and locate in order to turn off. Exactly what I want to be doing at 7am to start my day off right.

Maze Door Lock.

I love games, but I just don't have that kind of time.

Boyfriend's Arm Pillow.

Ladies need cozy time too. Puppet arms are where it's at!

Girlfriend's Lap Pillow.

Crazy. Crazy for feeling so lonely.

Sock Shoe ‘Bahia’ Sandal.

HOW COME????

Ed Hardy Steering Wheel Cover.

Friends don't let friends.

Cajun Squirrel Potato Chips.

No votes from me.

Baby Snuggie.

K, I lied. This one's a maybe. Depends on the baby.

Baby Snuggie.

Jesus! Never.

BraSmart.

I'd never be able to choose my top 3.

AirPress Massager.

Still waiting on a wireless version.

Pregnant Barbie.

If only it were that simple.

Slipper Genies.

Way to multitask.

Fifa Thongs.

Keep that party in your pants.

Pink Bra Planter.

Panties not included.

Denim Skorts.

Or any skorts, for that matter.

EZCracker.

How about LAZYCracker? Are we that useless, people?