iCarta Toilet Paper iPod Dock.

Is there no other place this can be done?

Toilet Mini Clock.

Who came up with this combo and WHY?

Collapsible Bike.

I imagine that this would be nowhere near as fun as it looks.

TV HAT.

We've. All. Gone. MAD.

I seriously had to click on the OrderNow form to see if this thing was legit (and it was). So, at this point, I'd like to say that If I could clear this entire blog and only keep it running with this one post, its purpose would be served.

Husband Hunting Bra.

The HURRRRRRRRRTS Lockerrrrrr. Don't think this brazier would pass customs.

Leopard Print Toilet Seat Cover.

FAIL. There are certain things you cannot SEX up.

Head To Toe Umbrella.

Maybe just wait inside next time? No?

"Lip liner"

Perfect for a date with Hannibal Lecter.

Flashlight Slippers.

Why can't we just let slippers be slippers?

Telephone Dumbell.

Keep fit and have fun!

E Desk.

Driving takes a back seat to food.

Thumb thing.

Thumb thing to make reading easier.

They look so uncomfortable Slippers.

Being tidy is so important.

Soup Face Shield.

It's a bib for your face.